I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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