My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
