Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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