Dual....:-)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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