Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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