dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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