dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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