Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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