Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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