he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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