I just cut my nipple shaving
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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