We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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