They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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