Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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