i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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