never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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