I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
