it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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