So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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