Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
