I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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