Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I party with great urgency now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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