I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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