Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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