Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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