I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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