you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
