I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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