Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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