I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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