Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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