I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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