don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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