You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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