I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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