He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
