Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The feeling are messing with the penis
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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