He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
