marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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