you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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