Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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