Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize