thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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