I don't usually arrange sex via text message
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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