it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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