It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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