it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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