I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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