why didn't you poke me back
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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