Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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