Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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