I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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