K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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