Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
